pharmacy dozen

when you pick up your prescription medication (usually controlled substances) and you realize there are pills missing ://

“I counted my painkillers when i picked them up after surgery to make sure I didn’t get a pharmacy dozen.”

by capitalist bourgeoisie August 4, 2024

Metric Dozen

Metric Dozen : a group of ten items based on the fact that the metric system uses powers of ten to denote quantities.

This a ten count package of doughnuts - a Metric Dozen.

by wfukradio May 26, 2024

Taker's Dozen

A term for a group of 11 things
A dozen, if you take one away

Mike said he was bringing two six packs to the party, but he showed up with a Taker's Dozen: he drank one on the way

by anonymous July 9, 2022

Pwners Dozen

Similar to a bakers dozen but instead of 13 bread rolls, you make 12 Carriers

I was like OMG, but then I realised I had the pwners dozen and roflestomped him

by HyperionAAA December 12, 2010

Trucker's Dozen

When an 18-wheeler driver's wife cheats on him/her in an orgy with eighteen other men.

After accidentally driving through the wall, Larry found his wife in a Trucker's Dozen with the neighborhood watch.

by barkotempo December 21, 2021

dozen

Describe a person, especially who works in the industry, that has no required skills. Often used for idols and celebrities that cannot dance or sing.

Lmao why was she chosen to debut? She cannot sing nor dance and always appear as a deer caught in the headlights. Such a dozen!!

by openthefckingdoor January 8, 2022

Chad's Dozen

16.

I ordered a Chad's dozen, but they only gave me 15.

by BakersChad March 22, 2022