by Dark Creature September 21, 2020
Get the I'm a creature of the dark mug.A person who spends 95% or more of their time on the couch....They eat on the couch...Sleep on the couch...And play video games either on the Phone or TV ....on the couch...they refuse to use sheets...the fact is the only time one of these people will get up off of the couch is to use the restroom (Hopefully) or to secure food, only to bring it back to the couch to eat it......Showers are very rare and usually in the very early AM hours. Getting rid of one can be tricky and should be well thought out.
Bill: "Dude , Jimmy has been living at our house for 2 weeks since his girl friend tossed him out."
Dude " Yeah and hes starting to smell, hasn't paid for anything, and he hasn't left the house once."
Bill " Left the house, Dude he hasn't gotten off the fucking couch....hes become some sort of Couch Creature.
Dude " I was thinking of lighting the couch on fire to see if he responds."
Bill " Yeah I think its our only hope"
Dude " Yeah and hes starting to smell, hasn't paid for anything, and he hasn't left the house once."
Bill " Left the house, Dude he hasn't gotten off the fucking couch....hes become some sort of Couch Creature.
Dude " I was thinking of lighting the couch on fire to see if he responds."
Bill " Yeah I think its our only hope"
by Stains and Smears May 21, 2019
Get the Couch Creature mug.So a Creature (aka me) is... Wait nvm I forgot I can't tell u about this ya'll so uh instead I'll explain what kakahska means. Kakashka is this super awesome gaming word (it's definitely not Russian) which uh basically just means poop... yay? So ya if someone says something rude to you you can randomly start pointing at them and screaming kakashka and they won't even understand what it is so yay I guess. Ya'll I will explain what a Creature is if this post gets 92847846297526592 likes Ik ya'll can do this I mean that's not that many is it so yeah. (lol jk) It's actually an interesting story to it though like there's a whole backstory to it but not sure I should tell it to all the 10000000000000000000000000000000 billion people here even though there's probably less idc so like- so ya thank's for looking at my kakashka definition... oh wait I just realized this was kind of a clickbait since it doesn't actually talk about Creature... ok whatever good enough.
Wait... this can't be empty... well uh ok guys I will write something very breathtaking in here...
Creature... WAIT NVM KAKASHKA 😅
Ok, perfect description it has to have the name in it so here you go guys here's an amazing example:
"Hey, John give me an example of how to use "Creature... WAIT NVM KAKASHKA 😅" in a sentence."
"Ok... *deep breath* Creature... WAIT NVM KAKASHKA 😅!!! That good enough?"
"Okay, perfect now we have an example..."
"WAIT WHAT THIS IS IN THE DICTIONARY????"
Perfect example now actually bye guys.
Creature... WAIT NVM KAKASHKA 😅
Ok, perfect description it has to have the name in it so here you go guys here's an amazing example:
"Hey, John give me an example of how to use "Creature... WAIT NVM KAKASHKA 😅" in a sentence."
"Ok... *deep breath* Creature... WAIT NVM KAKASHKA 😅!!! That good enough?"
"Okay, perfect now we have an example..."
"WAIT WHAT THIS IS IN THE DICTIONARY????"
Perfect example now actually bye guys.
by Super_Awesome_Gaming_Creature September 25, 2024
Get the Creature... WAIT NVM KAKASHKA 😅 mug.Shy: That creature from the snack lagoon you brought home last night ate all my Ding Dongs!
Julian: What did you expect?
Julian: What did you expect?
by Verbal Platinum Princess December 25, 2010
Get the creature from the snack lagoon mug.by pipp69420 May 21, 2024
Get the tbh creature mug.a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"
b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?
father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
by Sexydimma August 27, 2016
Get the we, humans, are creatures of habit mug.February 7th is Hug a Creature from the Void Day! Hug horrible gremlins and eldritch abominations whenever you see them
Person 1: Happy Hug a Creature from the Void Day! *hugs void gremlin*
Void Gremlin: *loud screeching and hissing”
Void Gremlin: *loud screeching and hissing”
by tortured_student January 10, 2022
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