Ethernet cable

That one fucking thing for WiFi

“Ayo, you got an Ethernet cable?”
“You mean that fucking thing for WiFi?”
“Yeah that’s the one”
“I think I do”

by [死] June 7, 2022

Ethernet cable

The fucking thing for WiFi

“Yo you have an Ethernet cable?”
“You mean the thing fucking thing for WiFi?”
“Yeah”

by [死] June 8, 2022

Fixing the Cable

Having sex

Chris and Natashlyn were fixing the cable while I was singing karaoke.

by RollTides0124 June 22, 2022

Cable Technician

Typically a man/ he/him

Appearance: Balding 👩 🦲 ponytail

Carhart & Red Wing Boots . Farmers Tan & white chicken legs.
Personality: The world revolves around him, doesn’t like to cuddle, has a cable tool addiction, fixes everything with zip ties, and pees in a bottle he drank the day before.

Likes to point out homes he has preformed any tasks at! Constantly points out “bad cable jobs”. Thinks his work, is the work of God! Isn’t friends with any of the other “cable guys”. Has fallen off a pole once or twice in his life! Doesn’t think that using a harness is necessary! His only selfies are those at the top of their ladder!

Problem has poop stains and is never on time!

A Cable Technician is a human that smells like ass and is covered in asbestos!

by Canyoufeelthelovetonight October 27, 2022

bust a fat cable

To wear a gold chain circa 1980s so thick it’s almost certainly fake. Some of them turn your contacted skin green.

I get the money, the women and cold bust a fat cable boy. Eazy E

by The Reel Fugazi January 16, 2022

caleb/cable

tf man

calebe is caleb/cable thing

by lolrclarissalolahdh December 6, 2021

patch cable

A short omnidirectional cable. Can use any connector standard as long as it's ends are identical.

I used a patch cable to connect the tape deck with the amplifier, you don't need a long cable.

by Genesix December 14, 2021