southern thunder

Extremely loud farts that scare your neighbor.

Damn man, that southern Thunder cleared the whole room.

by SwampAssGoblin February 22, 2018

summer southern

Someone amazing beautiful outgoing smart and smiles alot

Damn summer Southern is amazing she's a blessing

by Youngblood879 March 7, 2017

Southern Mushrooms

That sweet smell having sex with a redneck girl

Damn that bitch was like rolling in southern mushrooms.

by Kat Fitch April 13, 2022

southern valentine

a classy blow job.

like a jersey valentine, but given in lingerie. no tramp stamp should be visible. effuses a combined air of hospitality, obeisance, and bearing.

After dinner last night, my wife presented me with a cocktail and a southern valentine.

by toosexyformyglasses January 28, 2011

southern champagne

A Southern way of saying Coca-Cola.

Q: Is that southern champagne you're drinking in research class?
A: Yes, yes it is.

by Mr. Mac&Cheese April 30, 2016

southern poison

whiskey.

I just want to drown you out
With southern poison

by G Love and the Special Sauce December 18, 2012

Southern strolling

The exact opposite of nordic walking (a total body version of walking that is performed with specially designed walking poles similar to ski poles). While southern strolling one holds one hand in the other behind his back and automatically decreases walking speed by about 30%. Southern strolling increases the personal well being and stimulates philosophical talk when done in a group.

It's a beautiful Sunday, how about a little southern strolling down at the lake?

by sultanolli March 10, 2019