tranny nigel

wears his dead mums crotchless knickers

tranny nigel rides the tranny bus

by mrs tosser August 6, 2025

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nigel rage

nigel measures his sausage in millimetres making it sound bigger

nigel rage his tiny cock

by mrs tosser August 6, 2025

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Nigel

The name of a handsome boy, who is easy to talk to and likes to joke around.

A Nigel may act nonchalant but deep down is quite chalant and has many feelings.

Why is Nigel so nonchalant??

by DDdreadhead August 7, 2025

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Dirty Nigel

To deliver an oversized mechanic’s index finger into the naughty balloon knot of your lover as she bends over to pick up your shooting brogues.

“Carol my dear, would you mind awfully grabbing my shooting attire from the back door and placing them on the drying rack for me”

“of course not Nigel my darling…..……JESUS CHRIST!! Is that your finger or a coke can that’s just tickled my spleen from the basement entrance?!?! It felt like someone just used me as a guitar case.”

“Oh Carol, you do make me laugh. I just saw your delightful rear end calling to me through that Cath Kitson dress and I felt compelled to deliver a good old Dirty Nigel to you bum-hoolio. Love you”

“Love you too you cheeky monkey”

by Rachel1980 August 9, 2025

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