gutted hamster

A term used to describe a rather untidy vaginal area.

"Mate her fanny looked like a gutted hamster. Flaps everywhere."

by Swisstony19935 December 31, 2015

angry hamster

When you're mad at your boyfriend so you blow another dude, then keep his jizz in your cheeks like a hamster. Then, you go back to your manwhore and make out with him, giving him some of your hamster load.

Daquain didn't buy me the right type of ice cream so I went to the club and gave him an angry hamster when I got back.

by Steffaninja June 23, 2017

hamster hoarding

Stealing food from a love interest,

Drinking drinks of another person's to mark ones territory.
Elementary flirting by bullying

Like the fellow hamster who marks ones territory

And steals nourishment from loved ones

He is hamster hoarding hard on her.
This guy won't stop hamster hoarding me.

by KmLK philosopher May 1, 2018

Hamster Pocket

A term for anus derived from the character Minsc from Baldurs Gate always having his sidekick hamster Boo with him.

Comedian Dan Bialek coined the term after his co host Andrew DeWitt on the Gamedians podcast named Baldurs gate one of the funniest video games of all time due to Minsc always referring to Boo.

"That is the stupidest thing you ever said man, you must have pulled that one out of your hamster pocket!"

Jim-"My boss totally pissed me off yesterday so I told him to shove it in his hamster pocket."
Joe-"Oh man then what happened"
Jim-"I don't think he knew what it meant but I still got fired"

by Originalirishman February 9, 2013

Sock Hamster

A hamster protected by a piece of cloth-like footwear and drowned in lube for the sole intention of being introduced to one's rectal cavity. Usually, once the sock hamster has been fully consumed by the sphincter it will chew its way through the sock making its way into the host's colon where it survives solely off of predigested excrement removing the need for one to make bowel movements.

Tim: Hey John! I've got something you need to try!
John: What's that Tim -TIm?
Tim: If you put a hamster in a sock and shove it up your ass, it eats all your shit! I call it a Sock Hamster!

John: OH BOY! Now we can have all the unprotected butt sex that we want. I've never liked enemas anyway.

by TheRowdyRodent June 26, 2018

hamster day

A day where you just keep going round and round like a hamster on a wheel. Similar to a salmon day, only you do get things done, you just have to keep doing them over and over again

1: Where have you been?
2: I'm having a hamster day. I have to keep going to get new deliveries.

by Shoggoff January 17, 2004

hamster balls

Balls that are proportionally oversized, such as those of a male hamster.

While changing Baby's diaper, Ayumi exclaimed "Damn, kid, you got some crazy hamster balls!"

by Mitsuneko January 24, 2008