A Republican candidate for the 2016 Presidential election. He is characterized by:
-being batshit insane
-having biblical ties to every part of his campaign and proposed administration, even with the separation of church and state in the USA
-lies about his upbringing
-being stupid, but because he's a fantastic neurosurgeon (read: "idiot savant"), it's ok
-speaking as if he is perpetually high
-being batshit insane
-having biblical ties to every part of his campaign and proposed administration, even with the separation of church and state in the USA
-lies about his upbringing
-being stupid, but because he's a fantastic neurosurgeon (read: "idiot savant"), it's ok
-speaking as if he is perpetually high
by qwoke December 19, 2015
this bitch is mother fucking dope as hell and is the hand of fucking god has a huge ass penis and gets all the girls
carson king is dope as hell.
by dopest mother fucker ever May 25, 2017
Drummer and one of only two remaining founding members of the rock band AFI, formed in 1991 in Ukiah, California. Brown hair and eyes, tall, extremely attractive.
Adam has also played on albums with Tiger Army.
Adam has also played on albums with Tiger Army.
by PaigeLovesIt February 12, 2008
I would really hate 2 have his fucking job. You have to hang out with people you can't stand, and the guy's supposed to be all punk? Bullshit.
by dark soul March 18, 2004
A man that has a hard time keeping his eyes open. Speaking monotone and slow is his forte. Bible thumping as well.
...ben carson
by Bmoran2 November 15, 2015
An NFL quarterback who plays for the Cincinnati Bengals and has potential to be one of the greatest, if not the greatest, in history. His ACL and MCL were torn on his first ever pass attempt in the playoffs. He will be back sometime in 2006 to kick the Steelers' asses.
by Weezer Ohio April 09, 2006
Carson Westberg is a funny guy who will try to make everyone around him feel good and be happy. This is someone you don’t want on your bad side because even though he is generally nice to you when he is mad he will not hold back. He has a tendency to flirt with everyone he talks to and will usually win over girls just by winking at them. He mountain bikes casually and skis very well. He works very hard and tries his best to make the world a better place. He is super attractive but won’t let it get to his head.
“Woah that Carson Westberg is starting to play lacrosse!”
“Carson Westberg is so cute omg!!”
“Carson Westberg did you write this page?”
“Carson Westberg is so cute omg!!”
“Carson Westberg did you write this page?”
by The One True Rizzler September 23, 2023