pod-blocker

someone who is known to trick people into letting them turn off your iPod to put their own on, saying its just for one song. ends up, they do not let you put yours back on for the remainder of the night.
"I thought he was 'the one', turns out he was a total pod-blocker."
by ProgPrincess September 06, 2009
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Baby Blockers

n. Refers to any variety of oral contraceptive ingested by females for the purpose of preventing a condition known as pregnancy. Baby Blockers are typically prescribed by your friendly healthcare provider upon request and a standard pregnancy test and pelvic exam. They may be obtained at your local pharmacy and or family planning clinic often times for low to no cost. When taken correctly they are up to 99% effective at preventing pregnancy however they do not protect against STD's- so make sure to always wrap it up and follow safe sex practices.
I have to take my baby blockers every day so that I do not become pregnant.
by kasian June 22, 2007
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Cop Blocker

Someone who stops a member of the police from getting sex
Cop: How about you, are you in a relationship
Hot Tail: Not really
Cop: Well, thats a crime... You should take this (hands over contact card) just in case you remember anything else
Cop's Partner: OK, thank you very much
Cop: Even if you just, y'know, want to talk or
Cop's Partner: OK, I'm going to take this (takes the card) - its for your own security and we're gonna go
Cop: What are y'doing? I was just being a good cop! Cop Blocker!
by KazUK May 12, 2011
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Cock-blocker

one who blocks other guys cocks when trying to insert in vagina, or mouth of woman.
by Wages March 04, 2008
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Cock Blocker

a person who stops you from fucking this fine ass bitch. spamfiles.net shouts ya heard me!
matt cock blocks smoky from phrea .
by smoky January 02, 2004
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Hater Blockers

Sunglasses with large, stylish, lenses. Also known as Stunner Shades
Got my Hater Blockers on and Im goin to the club.
by jibbarousseau June 04, 2010
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Rim Blocker

When eight male fists are inserted into the arse of a man/woman/animal... creating blockage of the rectal path resulting in explosive diahorea for three months.
"When we rim blocked that goat he had explosive diahorea for three months!!!"
by Bob January 05, 2004
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