Peeling paint

The process of stretching your leg in front of you to peel your balls away from your leg

It was so hot during the day, I was peeling paint everywhere I walked

by Mike1125 March 30, 2019

Paint the wall

verb.

When what your dealing with or being made to do is so unbearable or boring that you would rather shoot yourself in the head and have your brains and blood splatter all over the wall. Thus "painting" it.

Can also be said as "Paint the fucking Wall"

Guy 1: "God this meeting is fucking boring."
Guy 2: "I know! This makes me wanna go paint the wall."

by ArmageddonsRaid August 8, 2009

Microsoft paint

The act of getting ejaculate on your screen while watching porn.

My girl wasn’t putting out and I now I have to clean up my Microsoft paint.

by Icenips September 28, 2022

paint room

small room in the cellar used for storing paint and smoking marijuana

yo, let's go bake out the paint room

by jc$ July 18, 2005

Paint Hawaii

When having sex, pull out and ejaculate on her stomach or back and the droplets form in the shape of Hawaii on her.

Used as a pick up line. Honey, I would love to take you home and paint Hawaii on you.

by WBL69 July 6, 2012

Paint whore

When somebody does nothing aside from forcing paint points in nba 2k - typically in an unskilled fashion.

That paint whore took 31 shots in the paint with Luka and didn't shoot any jumpers

by Princeoffame2.0 January 22, 2021

paint boy

A DIY employee whose knowledge of paint surpasses to the point of bordem.

He loves to mix paint and see what colours make up a certain colour of paint, he actually finds it fun.

That Danny Whitcher is a right paint boy

by Smash123456 January 15, 2011