jelly fried

When one's jealousy becomes so intense they become confrontational or even violent

That homegirl is so jelly fried you are best off not even looking in her mans direction.

by Rooster Rue January 17, 2015

Shelf Jelly

The byproduct of a masturbation session where your ejaculate flies from your penis with such force and ferocity that it lands on a distant shelf. The accumulated ejaculate can be compounded over time to form something similar to a Sploogy (an Emmy made of pure cum) or an Oskeet (an Oscar make of oxidized spunk).

Girlfriend: "Aww, that's cute. What's that award on that shelf!"
Guy :"Baby, that ain't no trophy. That's just shelf jelly."

by Leroy Actionslax November 23, 2015

Ball Jelly

Sperm. Nut. Semen. Nut custard. Goo. Man mustard. Cock snot. Spooge.

She gobbled up my ball jelly.

I laid my ball jelly across her upper lip.

She emptied my sack of ball jelly.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018

Jelly thot

A female that becomes threatened by a nicer woman and resorts to bitchy impulses. Jelly thots are often seemingly sweet on the outside but when feeling threatened may range from aggressive to stubborn. Jelly thots are found living in plastic bags prominently found in areas of immaturity and in the vicinity of multiple penises.

"Did you see how she reacted when she was given a logical answer?"
"Yeah she's a jelly thot."

by Wild thot hunter October 3, 2017

jelly cock

When you are soft but still cumming

I was jacking off last night when I jelly cocked

by Guntaker1999 January 15, 2017

Herbal Jelly

Herbal Jelly is a black coloured slightly bitter form of jelly, made of all natural ingredients. A chinese form of food, it is tasty to some, but others find it too bitter. Honestly to me, it isn't that bad, actually pretty good! Herbal Jelly is said to be a cold food, so eat it in the summer when you need to cool down.
It's found in (usually) chinese stores in forms of a drink, just jelly, and more.

'Hey mom, it's really hot. Can you buy some herbal jelly at the store?'

'I LOOOOVE herbal jelly! Try some!'

by herbal supplyment June 20, 2020

Launching The Jellies

To pick up dead jellyfish (and other sea animals) on a beach, usually for community service purposes.

"Why were you at the beach yesterday?"
"I was just launching the jellies!|

by spaceunderscore May 1, 2023