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The common pattern of Covid-19 test results of most air travelers: tested negative pre-departure and again negative on arrival at their destination, but later tested positive (with zero symptoms) while serving their quarantine at home or in a hotel.
A grade one math question is: “In the corona test series –, –, +, –, –, +, –, …, what are the signs of the next two terms?”
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qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1234567890@#£&*()’”%-+=/;:,.€$¥_^[]{}§|~…\<>!? 

Something someone might type for fun.
When I’m bored, I like to type everything on my keyboard, and this is the result: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1234567890@#£&*()’”%-+=/;:,.€$¥_^{}§|~…\<>!?

Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1234567890@#$&*()’”%-+=/;:,.£€¥_^[]{}§|~…\<>!? 

When someone is so bored they trying to trick the urban dictionary. Seriously. Go do something useful with your life.
Uhh qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1234567890@#$&*()’”%-+=/;:,.£€¥_^{}§|~…\<>!?

Kill one man and you are a murderer; Kill them all and you are a god… 

I don’t know. I heard this from a show and this shit is menacing. I’m guessing it means for horrible people that if you are a mass murderer, you are loyal to thousands of evil and masterminded beings. I don’t really know honestly lol.
When you kill somebody, just remember, “Kill one man and you are a murderer; Kill them all and you are a god….”

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You type this when you have already typed every single combination of the keys. You can type this when you hold alt or option key then swipe all the keys you can type from left to right.
I am so bored i will just type `¡™£¢§ˆ¶•ªº–≠œ˙´®þ¥¨ʼø,“‘«¯ßðƒ©ˍ˝˚-…æˀ.¸ˇ˘˜˛≤≥÷

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When you are in school, and bored as hell, and you decide to type every letter, and character on the Apple keyboard, even the space,
Jimmy: “Hey Timmy! You still bored?”
Timmy: “Yea.”
Jimmy: “Try 12345-“
Timmy: “I’ve tried everything.”
Jimmy: “everything?”
Timmy: “Everything.”
Jimmy: “…”
Timmy: “I know,’
Jimmy: “That’s it, everything,”
Bob: “Everything?-“
Jimmy: “A lil late buddy,”
Bob: “Awh, I’ll go search qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm then,”
Jimmy: “Have fun,- Anyways, type. Everything.”
Timmy: “The word everything.?”
Jimmy: “No, EVERYTHING. EVERY THING.”
Timmy: “Every letter and number-?”
Jimmy: “Everything.”
Timmy: “Ohhh.”
Jimmy: “Try it.”
Timmy: “So search qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1234567890@#$&*()'"%-+=/;:,.!?€£¥_^{}§|~…\<>ŵėēẽęěêèéëřþțťÿýŷųűūũůǔûùúüıīĩįǐîìíïőõøœōǒôòóöąăåãæāǎâàáäšșßşśďðğġħķľłļżźžčçćċņñńň°‰•–—≠≈¡¿”
Jimmy: “Yea.“
Timmy: “Still nothing, just a blank page,”
Jimmy: “You got to be fu-“
Timmy: “I’ll make a urban dictionary page about it where people can add their own definitions but probably won’t ever,”

Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,.1234567890@#$&*()’”%-+=/;:,.£€¥_^[]{}§|~…\<>!?

You’re bored and decided to do something to fill the void. Well, you really have stooped low. And you thought you could fool urban dictionary. Pass the time:

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college.
Bob: The funniest thing happened today…
Timmy: OH OK QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM,.1234567890@#$&*()’”%-+=/;:,.£€¥_^{}§|~…\<>!?