The offspring of pure talent and hilarity. A mix of fun-loving whimsical spontaneity and mind-fucking awesomeness. A sex god. Beacon for horny women everywhere (especially when wearing black). Prone to serenades. Despite his humble beginnings, destined for greatness. He is going to cause peace in the middle east.
by pumperfan September 27, 2012

by Kermit the crazy May 9, 2018

by Kermit the crazy March 6, 2018

a short little dude who is obviously a beast and gets all the ladies. He gets straight A's but still couldn't get you something off the top shelf. Ask him about anything, even say hi to him and he'll tear you to shreds because he's vicious. Overall you pretty much wanna have this guy on your side.
by urban dictionarier 123456789 November 11, 2010

Jon Upp is a god among men. The greatest guitarist of all time. And such a genius he makes albert einstein look like a fourth grader who just crapped his pants
by monkeymanasseater12 October 15, 2009

Beatsmith and pioneer of Krunk music.
Beats and screams designed simply to get rowdy and repraxent your set. Major Nationwide hit with Put yo Hood up that starts by naming a dozen cities often ignored by major media 3rd ward, funky town, Decatur, etc..
Original and Ground Breaking beats influenced by slam dancing and agressive percussion. Lil Jon's signature rolls and basslines are un-matched currently in the club set.
The whole ATL/HOU scene are major BME fanatics.
Beats and screams designed simply to get rowdy and repraxent your set. Major Nationwide hit with Put yo Hood up that starts by naming a dozen cities often ignored by major media 3rd ward, funky town, Decatur, etc..
Original and Ground Breaking beats influenced by slam dancing and agressive percussion. Lil Jon's signature rolls and basslines are un-matched currently in the club set.
The whole ATL/HOU scene are major BME fanatics.
by egokilla January 6, 2004

by Peterface May 30, 2006
