Waiting Two There.

Used to subtly alert friends close by that there is some very watchable cleavage created from two ample breast in close proximity or heading in this direction. Taken from the cricket term of "waiting ..... two there" when a ball is caressed but needs to get past the the infielders for two easy runs. "Waiting" for the ball to get past before calling two runs.

A hot chick with a massive rack walks into a bar and someone needs to alert his friends with "waiting .... (pause) ... two there." Waiting Two There.

by Falooser February 16, 2010

twenty-two

When a man is kicked in the testicles, resulting in blackouts, inability to walk, and a jelhon.

"That guy got twenty-twoed."

by Bubba Johnson July 23, 2006

two-faced

a person that smiles in your face and then turn around and talk bad about you

Man, i didnt kno that Dakea could be so two-faced

by kyria a.k.a. mrs.deeva May 5, 2005

two way

A two headed strap-on sexual device.

She was wearing the two way.

by Buck-Wild April 16, 2003

two-by-four

In western Canada this refers to any piece of lumber. It doesn’t have to be strictly two inches by four inches (Canada does use the imperial system in construction).

“We’re gonna build a treehouse. We just need some two-by-fours and a hammer and some nails.”

by JFrancisF April 24, 2019

Tampa Two

Taking down 2 girls in 24 hours in Tampa. This is a version of the Tampa 2 defense made popular by Monte Kiffin and the Bucs

Matt: Did you hear what Ryan pulled off last night
John: What happen?
Matt: Tampa Two
John: The man is a legend

by rakers January 31, 2010

Two for Confidence

When 2 or more alcoholic beverages are needed for confidence on a night out.
These are used to reach either level 1, level 2, level 3, level caitlin or level lara.

Cindy: OMG Josh is gonna be there tonight, im so scared
Beverly: OMG thats awesome, you look pretty fugly at the moment (no offense), so i think you'll need two for confidence.
Cindy:Ohh thanks for telling me, your a great friend, definately going two for confidence!
Beverly: I know right!

by Kim&Brett March 24, 2009