boner

A person who is really not good at life, and is not worth your time.

Why would you talk to him? He's just such a boner!

by Sunny December 22, 2003

boner

the messiness of one's hair

When Ashley and Jake are making out, she gets a boner because Jake's hands are in her hair.

by Bona4lyfe March 4, 2009

boner

synonym for cool or radical

his climax was boner; the weather outside is boner nice.

by the poot May 10, 2009

Boner

Added to the end of a word to make it funnier.

Joo-Boner, Cock-Boner, Viner-Boner, Asshole-Boner

by EvGottie May 15, 2006

Boner

When ur home alone and see ur hot sister in tights

Omg brother is that a BONER!

by Yo yo bitch May 29, 2018

boner

A boner is what a woman gets when she is excited. Only women get boners. Men get erections.

When Fundo looked at Fundita, she got a boner.

by authOOr July 20, 2006

Boner

Boner is another term for "splinter" in alabama

"Diddly darn doo i got a boner from this wood/hard tree

by AlabamaBman112 June 3, 2019