'ol laid

Means "mother" in Ireland, typically used in Cork slang.

"C'mere to me lad, I saw your 'ol laid last night and she was savage."

"How's your 'ol laid? I heard she's up the walls with work!"

"My 'ol laid got laid last night, he laid it into her while she layed!"

"The 'ol laid got the dole today, she'll be on the jar tonight I'd say!"

by CorkBoi101 June 2, 2010

The 'Ol Stretcheroo

When you pull your pants down and stretch out your flaccid cock in front of a friend. Pulls should be done with no more than three fingers and start only at the head of the cock so that your friend can pellucidly see your pencil-thin shlong stretched out across the room. Optionally, as a variation, you may lean slightly back, bending your knees and yell "YEAHH" while nodding your head up and down .

Joe mistook Jamal's shlong for a piece of black licorice when Jamal was having his time with the 'Ol Stretcheroo. This explains a lot about Jamal but I still don't know where my bike is.

by _________________________-____ October 2, 2012

ole fuckist

A person who has been or is fucking an insane amount of people. This person usually is living the maddest life

“Ole Fuckist!” “How yuh jus a walk an fuck di gyal dem.”

by eastsidechoppa March 25, 2023

The ol twisteroo

When a guy stuf his penis in a girls nostrils, ties the girl to a fan and makes her spin

Hey bro I did the ol twisteroo to your sister yesterday

by Creme-theif March 10, 2019

Ol’ Dusty

Old mans dick- especially a veiny one with dead skin and a cheese shop at the bottom

Betsy: hey john what’s for dinner todayyy?
John: haha, Ol’ Dusty!
Betsy: and you wonder why our kid came out ginger!

by johnysinsrighthand August 9, 2020

Ol' Larry

A little blue pickup truck. The name just fits.

Well I'm here now! Wanna go for a ride in Ol' Larry?

Good thang I had Ol' Larry around! We'd still be stuck in that mudhole!

by Papazpizza2 November 22, 2019

Ol’ Marky

When your wife/girlfriend unintentionally/intentionally butt dials you whilst getting rocked/plowed/railed for a minimum not limited too of 45 minutes.

“My wife butt dialed me last night, turns out I got the Ol’ Marky”

by PHS March 11, 2018