September 20

September 20, a humanitarian disaster. It is also a historic moment where in more than 5,000 people have been either arrested or killed because of them entering Area 51. Too bad they didn’t see Alien titties.

CNN: “Breaking news. Today is September 20 and more than 1000 people have killed after entering Area 51. This day will always be remembered as “The Great American Invasion.”

by bustaofgrovestreet September 14, 2019

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7/20

National "GET SOME" day

july 20th is the day known as the day to go out and get laid with anyone you can

7/20 is gonna be so bomb this year, im gonna bang shirlena! GET SOME!

by dixie normuss July 15, 2009

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50/20

A person of the opposite sex who looks good at about 50 feet away, but looks like a steaming pile of crap at 20 feet. Frequently embarassing one in front of their friends.

(50 feet away) Bob: Dude check out that chick.
(20 feet away)Dave: Where, you mean that butterface?
Bob: uhhh, no no, that one behind her to the left.
Dave: Hey, that's my sister! You eyed a 50/20 didn't you?

by RockySTL December 9, 2005

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November 20

National give a person who's birthday is today a hoodie!!

There's no better gift than someone's hoodie! Especially if it's from someone you car about. Alright guys, girls. Keep an ear open, if someone mentions their November 20th birthday, GIVE 'EM A HOODIE.

Girl: my birthday is November 20th

Friend: *hands (girl) a hoodie*

by MHA And Poptarts! October 22, 2019

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