Zoolancer

A Zoolancer is a common Freelance Graphics Designer, either motion, 3D, web or print. Each Zoolancer has to deal with the weirdness that surrounds him at work every day in Zooworld. Being it producers, creative directors or project managers or the insanity that every client brings on a daily basis.

A typical day in the life of a Zoolancer is something like this

Your boss tells you:

to use 1000's of lens flares

to use comic sans

you can do this in 2.5d and it will look 3d

you should do it with a shape layer

this comp needs more pre-comps

to use 2 keyframes for 5 seconds of rotoscoping

to use a program you don't know so you will be faster

tbc

by Zoolancer April 11, 2010

Zoolanda

Zoolanda is an abbreviation. It was created out of a monkey because monkeys originate from the jungle however unfortunantly they have been captured in the zoo therefore this corresponds to the zoo in Zoolanda.

There are a lot of Zoolandas at the zoo.

by Meglanada August 12, 2021

Zoolander

The most ridiculously funny movie ever made. You know its stupid when people start dying in a freak gasoline fight accident on a trip to get orange mocha frappaccinos, but stupid in the best possible way imaginable.

I think I got the black lung pop!

Blue Steel, Ferrari, Le Tigre, theyre all the same face. Doesnt anyone else notice this, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here! I INVENTED THE PIANO KEY NECKTIE! I INVENTED IT! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE DEREK?

by transatlanticism October 10, 2004

Pulling a Zoolander

when someone continues to pull the exact same face in every photograph taken of them, like the character Derek Zoolander.

Pulling a zoolander means every inch of the expression is the same in five or more photographs, similar to Vanessa Hudgens when she tries to pout.

You've pulled the same face in about 5 photographs! Stop pulling a Zoolander.

by RandomRobskii January 19, 2010

Zoology

The study of animals, which is amazing, because its animals.

Wow you study zoology? You must love animals!

by Animalfreak4ever October 27, 2009

zoola

A moment or moments of total relaxation of the body and soul almost in a sense of feeling "high".

A: Let's relax a minute here under the tree, I am exauhsted.
B: Ahhhhh... what a zoola it is ..!

by LED March 14, 2005

ZoZo

A sexy beast with a smile that will cause your heart to skip a beat. He will rock the world of the one who captures his heart. He is an amazing man, you can't help but adore. He is handsome, funny and will go to great lengths for the attention he so loves and craves. He is a true friend who will always be there when you need him. He is at his best when he follows his heart. His BB's are his whole world without question. Sometimes he forgets how much he is loved, but he is loved today and everyday forever.

ZoZo as a friend is not as good as ZoZo as a lover, but better than no ZoZo at all.

by JZBoo January 19, 2021