zootid

high, level of highness

let's get zootid
i'm so zootid
this weed will get us zootid

by 8 figga bigga July 2, 2007

zootied-blazed

the point in ones life where his become real tiny and red and he makes hysterical jokes that are funny for no reason
---- other names such as zootie,zootiedblazednow,zootstootied ;)

jon:(nonschalantly) man yeah man fuck yeah
brandon: niggah u zootied-blazed.

by TrIpPsTuH December 8, 2009

Zootiled

When you physically cannot get any more high than you currently are

Me: Damn bro I can’t smoke anymore I guess I’m zootiled

by Lunr eklipse July 14, 2018

Zoomified

The process of turning life events previously done in person into online formats.

Parents have confronted the daily struggle of trying to do their jobs while also home-schooling. Adult children haven’t been able to visit their elderly parents. Graduations, weddings, and even funerals have been put on hold or 'zoomified'... (Christine Benz - Morningstar Investments, May 21st, 2020)

by Carl Davidson May 21, 2020

zoobified

Being done in by a zoobie

"The mandem be getting zoobified

by Ligman October 22, 2020

zootiez

zootiez can be referred to as a dank marijuana strain typically consumed while in bed a with a sexual partner

ex. “puffin on zootiez and she calling me daddy”

- Future

by sean wilson April 28, 2022

zootiez

An extraordinary strain of marijuana, known to get the user abnormally “zooted.” A special bud excelling in enhancing the effects of sexual intercourse.

Future: “puffing on zootiez, she calling me daddy”

by vSnaggerz_ April 29, 2022