Zola

The cutest and best dog in the world that happens to be a German Shepherd Border Collie mix.

You have a cute dog, but that ain't no Zola.

by Zola1 September 5, 2023

Zola Budd

South African township slang for minibus taxi. The minibus taxis are known in South Africa for their speed just like Zola Budd, a South African born British Olympic track and field competitor. Zola Budd is most famous for her involvement in the 1984 Olympic 3000 metre race, where she was accused of tripping fellow competitor Mary Decker. Following the incident an IAAF inquiry cleared Zola Budd of any responsibility for Mary Decker's fall. Zola Budd represented Great Britain as South Africa was not allowed to compete because of Apartheid sanctions. Zola Budd gained British citizenship as her grandfather was British. Currently Zola Budd resides in Myrtle Beach in the USA, but she still maintains a relationship with South Africa. In 2012 she competed in Comrades and Two Oceans Marathons, both held in South Africa.

I'm late for work! Only a Zola Budd can get me to work before the boss realises I'm late!

by jay gatz May 21, 2013

Victor Zola

Watches the same goddamn family guy youtube shorts clip over and over (the one where Peter hits Meg with a bat and says "oh Meg you startled me!")

"Oh, Meg, you startled me!"
(Victor Zola's phone)

by BigBoiMac9459 September 11, 2023

mai + zola

the bestest of friends, you should never let go of this friendship because they will always be there for you. love them forever,

mai - duhh i love the mai + zola girls

by sparklymaiunicorn April 16, 2023

Zolayla

Simply the coolest most helpful person ever.

Super awesome.

Hey guys I just met a girl named Zolayla and it was the greatest thing that has ever happened to me.

by uthnar January 9, 2011

ZolaOnAOL

An internet robot, like smarterchild who is not fun to talk to very much.

She'll say stupid things and repeat herself a lot.

ScreenameHere: I hope you know what you're doing.
ZolaOnAOL: Don't worry about it, I Have A Huge Erection.

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ScreennameHere: Tight pants!
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: tight pants
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT pants
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT PANTS
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT PANTS!!!!!!!
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT. PANTS.
ZolaOnAOL: What brand?
ScreennameHere: Abercrombie tight pants
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT PANTS
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT. PANTS!!!!!!!!
ZolaOnAOL: What brand?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT ABERCROMBIE PANTS
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT.
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. How was your weekend?

by BaChompBaChewyChewyChomp January 18, 2006

Roman Zolanski

Nicki Minaj's alter-ego, Roman Zolnaski, best know for rapping in "Bottoms Up" and "Roman's Revenge". Has orange hair and wears a black bodysuit.

Person 1: Damn that Nicki Minaj's made up a lot of crazy stuff
Person 2 : Yeah like Roman Zolanski

by let me use my dang pseudonym November 16, 2010