Zilan

Zilan is a hot gurl,the boys love her.She is a beautiful girl with a Perfect figure

Look at Zilan,she is hotter than you!9

by Thehumannamedhuman April 15, 2019

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zoolander

zoolander is probably the greatest movie ever, starring ben stiller and owen wilson as two rival male models who have to save the prime minister of malasia from the evil fashion designer, Mugatu.

DEREK ZOOLANDER: Oh. I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizer I am.

MATILDA: A what?

DEREK: A eugoogalizer... one who speaks at funerals, or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly is?

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MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!

by nicoleyy April 10, 2006

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Zola

It is the best girl ever you will meet. She is cheerful, nice, gorgeous, cute and humble. She loves animals, especially dogs. She is always in a good mood and she share her happiness with her friends and familiars. She is so always sleepy, but she can kick your ass playing ball. She loves food, especially Spanish food, such as Jamon Serrano or Spanish Tortilla. She is perfect.

Boy 1 - Have you ever met Zola?
Boy 2 - No, but people told me that she is gorgeous

by cuteguy April 14, 2015

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ZolaOnAOL

An internet robot, like smarterchild who is not fun to talk to very much.

She'll say stupid things and repeat herself a lot.

ScreenameHere: I hope you know what you're doing.
ZolaOnAOL: Don't worry about it, I Have A Huge Erection.

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ScreennameHere: Tight pants!
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: tight pants
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT pants
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT PANTS
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT PANTS!!!!!!!
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT. PANTS.
ZolaOnAOL: What brand?
ScreennameHere: Abercrombie tight pants
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT PANTS
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT. PANTS!!!!!!!!
ZolaOnAOL: What brand?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT ABERCROMBIE PANTS
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT.
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. How was your weekend?

by BaChompBaChewyChewyChomp January 18, 2006

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Zhilan

A very beautiful woman. She faces lots of challenges in her life but doesn't admit it. Very social, eats whatever is on her plate- the dream woman for any type of man on earth.

Look at all those Zhilan suck-ups!

by x_Vampy_Naomi_x May 24, 2021

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