Zilch

Hilary Clinton's chance of winning and the number of her supporters.

Sexist 1: Did you guys here that Hilary won the presidency?

Sexist 2: *vomits* Dude, sometimes jokes go to far.

Bill Clinton: Yeah, my puppet had zilch chance of winning since the beginning.

by Andrew Tayla February 25, 2008

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A single entity which single handedly supplies a anti-pimple cream oxident or corperation with 90% or more of of its profit

Spriggan needs to stop acting like a Zilch

by Teddy Roosevelt February 21, 2003

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zilch

a word used by a famous latin teacher named miss soulier meaning "nothing".

go soulism!!

do you know how many feminine nouns are in the second declension? ZILCH!!

by qwertywerty June 20, 2007

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Zilched

The quality of having a sugar high. Often from energy drinks or Slurpees.

Oi, bro. Let's go to 7/11 and get Zilched!

by Twisttid May 2, 2018

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Thing that is known to be inter-dimensional and/or inter-dimensionless creatures that can summon you to the zilch dimension. These creatures are said to be the most powerful "things" in the realm of existence as we know it. They have the ability to contort and confine any part of reality, morph to different dimensions that are higher than the current 3rd dimension that humans are most fond of; making them impossible to even comprehend. Finally, sense they are able to contort and morph reality as they choose, they can blend in with any society, travel trough time, be omnipresent, control immortality, control prophecy, and warp space-time. They are not one to be messed with...

"Dude! Are you a Zilcher?!" Said the Old Man. "I you have been chosen to be Zilched!" -Spoken in ancient language by an inconceivable creature

by CarbonTexMachine October 6, 2018

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