zute

zute. marijuana which it grinded so it is thinner so it is easier to smoke.

orr half or that zute mate!

by rosie123 February 9, 2008

Zhuge Liang

Also Known as the Sleeping Dragon. Kickass guy who helped Lui Bei and Liu Chan (Or something) rule the shu-han empire which was later fucked up after his death.

Dying Father: ugh....son...please promise that you'll look after the glue factory even when I'm dead.

Rascal Son: No way, I'm fucking it up. Then I'm going to kill a prostitute.

Dying Father: Arhg! I feel like Zhuge Liang must've felt....

Rascal Son: Shut up, I dun' care...

by Elmd0r October 28, 2004

Zuter

A zuter is another word for a penis.

Damn man that looks like a Zuter only smaller! You been swimming today?

by Puffy Monkey October 16, 2008

Zhubeen

A person who is very good at zuben and other similair acts. You will feel extremely at easy with a Zhubeen and a Zhubeen is well known for the immediate long term crushes that is developed on them.

- Omg, I met a Zhubeen yesterday. It was amazing! I never experienced anything like this before...
- Yeah, you're not going to get over this crush ever again. A Zhubeen is the jackpot.

by SCM UK September 20, 2012

zhupeni

Usually a cute-looking girl with a great taste in men and loves doing daring stuff, loves fashion and is usually liked by everyone, sweet, caring, happy most of the time.

She's so zhupeni-like!

by TheSGKid February 18, 2015

Zuteng

Zuteng is the most zestiest person that you will ever meet. He is so immature but serious on some occasions. He is cute and hot with a crippling addiction to league of legends (Most likely a Qiyana main). He is chinese. He is very impulsive and there is an extremely high chance that he will crash the car when he is behind the wheel.

I need me a Zuteng.

by ZutengLoverXOXO April 15, 2023

Perry zute

perry zute- a good geek; a eo myth/legendary figure known for some cool and fly shit

Finna pop a Perry zute

Evilorgblz sold me a Perry zute last week

Jut man is the type to have a Perry zute

by Jayzman123 January 15, 2023