Zeeshaan

Some Wannabe Badass Who Tries To Be Known As A Playa But Always Fails Due To His Repulsive Body, Shitty Personality And Mahusssive Nose. Beware, He Will Try And Make You Touch His Chode Down The Park.

Zeeshaan: 'Hey guys!'
Everone Else: 'Piss off fag munch'

by HotBlonde. August 11, 2009

Zeeshan

dumb idiot who doesnt understand my advice

Marisa: how does he not understand “whoever smelt it dealt it”?
Annie: idk he must be a zeeshan

by picklefun101 May 25, 2019

Zeeshan Barry

He is the smallest out of the bunch and normally becomes a bitch by the age 10.
He goes to the gym but makes no progress and stays ugly and weak.Also girls run away or avoid this type of person.

Oh look she’s running away from a midget zeeshan Barry

by Zeeshan Barry June 23, 2020

zeeshanali

has big dick energy, the most beautiful mf out there

"damn i wish my boyfriend was like zeeshanali"

by wiwiii November 22, 2021

zeeshaning arround

To mess around to try to avoid doing any work.

Yo Mani! Quit zeeshaning arround and get that food delivered!

by lavache130 March 31, 2017

Zeeshan Shah From Iran

Chav who got arrested for being a nitty. Best friends with wikileaks man. Has obese cat who cannot stand up.

Have you seen Zeeshan Shah From Iran? He stole my cocaine and sold it on gumtree for 30 pence

by Abdul Abdullah Abdul June 14, 2021

Zeeshan

The sweetest, most handsome boy to ever exist. He’s so kind and caring. Also a genius. Ridiculously good at everything he does.

Man, maybe if I work hard enough I’ll be as smart as Zeeshan

by stargirl.z January 5, 2022