Ziffle

Ziffle, a penguin character from the book Santa's Secret Penguin Spy by Nicole Cagle, Illustrated by Laura Reece

Ziffle is not just any penguin. He is a secret spy sent by an agency to help keep an eye on boys and girls expecting a Christmas Eve visit from Santa Claus. Ziffle needs to know just one thing—which children in the world are being naughty and which are being nice.

Ziffle is no elf. Armed with a cell phone with a direct line to Santa, he does not need a train, plane, or even wings to deliver his message. Ziffle can just text a name! But all the boys and girls know that if their mom or dad has to tell them twice, Ziffle has another secret spy device that allows Santa to see the entire human race from the comfort of his big chair at the North Pole.

In this enchanting holiday tale, a secret penguin spy partners with Santa to ensure that children around the world learn that it is always better to be nice than naughty!

Little Brats better watch out. Ziffle will tell Santa is you're being bad and you won't get any presents.

by The Mob Boss September 3, 2012

zwaffle

To slap your penis into someones face or somewhere else. Usually happens when everyone is drunk or stoned and someone passes out or falls asleep. When he/she gets zwaffle'd, everyone laughs their ass off.

Guy 1: Look, he passed out hahahha.
Guy 2: Well go ahead, give him a zwaffle
Guy 1 *slap*
Guy 3: w..w w-What the fuck man?
Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!

by Dick September 18, 2005

ziffle

ass pimples that give the flesh that rough pig flesh complexion --- like Arnold Ziffle (pig on Petticoat Junction).

Gee girl its a good thing I love banging Arnold Ziffle --- because you sure got a load of ziffles.

by dudelookslikeachimp February 24, 2008

zaffke

A ninja kid who likes anime and does special power moves during lunch period at school.

Dang look at that zaffke over there trying to use ninjutsu to knock trees down.

by Wisepuppet March 25, 2021

Council Zuffle

To wipe one's knob in the curtains of a council scheme Barbie house having had sex.

After sex i Council zuffled on the second hand dirty curtains

by Cunted March 17, 2023

zoffle

to wipe your cock on a posh bird's curtains

It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so I just had to do it - I zoffled those curtains like they'd never been zoffled before

by Raz124 July 15, 2008

zaffer

A small child that dwells in the sewers feeding on shit and bathing in piss.

Dude you look like zaffer.

by jameslbrookens July 28, 2011