zach

someone who is moody and mean

takes ages to open a fucking snapchat
“zach come drinking”
no i dont wanna ruin my life
by chaz.millarxo June 06, 2020
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A Joint of exceptional quality and fineness. Commonly causing those who partake to burst into odd songs
#1-Hey! wanna go out to the woods and smoke this fat zach with me?
#2-Is the pope catholic? lets go! Onward!
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by lovebelow December 08, 2008
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zach is a player! everyone loves him, especially girls! he has a wide range of girls everywhere. hes always caught flirting. worries a lot about his reputation, stays positive, and likes to blame things on others. he doesnt care about other people only him self. but zach is a good person deep down inside, but he just hasnt prove it to himself yet.
Zach is not to be messed with.

Zach is a powerful man.

Should I date Zach, he's hot?!
by loverslanefan4eva August 09, 2011
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a guy who cums way to early.

a premature ejactulater.

the opposite of straight. (gay)
he is such a zach.

zach cums to early
by tatabugdibbell October 25, 2010
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#1-the perfect name for a nerdy chubby guy who tries to cover up his geekyness by wearing abercrombie and hollister, and is a genious in his own mind and makes fun of others who are fat, and of the homo sexuality when in true life he is and should not be talking.most likely someone with very few friends, and squeezes his cousins boobs.
#2-someone with a very messy grandmother (usially by the name of susan,phyliss,betty,etc.)
3-someone who gorges on cheese all day long
4-someone who spends 50% of there lives making wierd videos of people and sends them too everybody to try to embarass them
That kid named zach over there is very ugly and is making wierd videos.

Where do you think he got the name..Zach?
by dimplesandcream32 November 23, 2007
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Your "gay friend" so to speak, he's always there for you to give you a pat on the back, a hug or just to listen. Treats girls in an equal manner and is not a pig.
Jenna: Do these pants make my butt look big?
Zach: No darling, they look gorgeous on you.
by j3n18 April 15, 2009
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a big headed person who thinks theyre fun but they are really funny looking and have weird dumb friends who are jack asses
i know a zach and yea do you know a zach.
by yomomma2008 March 20, 2008
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