zach

someone who is moody and mean

takes ages to open a fucking snapchat

“zach come drinking”
“no i dont wanna ruin my life”

by chaz.millarxo June 6, 2020

zach

A Joint of exceptional quality and fineness. Commonly causing those who partake to burst into odd songs

#1-Hey! wanna go out to the woods and smoke this fat zach with me?
#2-Is the pope catholic? lets go! Onward!
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by lovebelow December 9, 2008

zach

zach is a player! everyone loves him, especially girls! he has a wide range of girls everywhere. hes always caught flirting. worries a lot about his reputation, stays positive, and likes to blame things on others. he doesnt care about other people only him self. but zach is a good person deep down inside, but he just hasnt prove it to himself yet.

Zach is not to be messed with.

Zach is a powerful man.

Should I date Zach, he's hot?!

by loverslanefan4eva August 12, 2011

zach

a guy who cums way to early.

a premature ejactulater.

the opposite of straight. (gay)

he is such a zach.

zach cums to early

by tatabugdibbell October 25, 2010

zach

Your "gay friend" so to speak, he's always there for you to give you a pat on the back, a hug or just to listen. Treats girls in an equal manner and is not a pig.

Jenna: Do these pants make my butt look big?
Zach: No darling, they look gorgeous on you.

by j3n18 April 14, 2009

zach

a big headed person who thinks theyre fun but they are really funny looking and have weird dumb friends who are jack asses

i know a zach and yea do you know a zach.

by yomomma2008 March 20, 2008

zach

he's a bitch. no joking, he's a lovely irish lad. not your everyday sort either. has an attitude and he;s not somebody to be messed with. he's always there if you need him. always manages to make you smile and laugh. he's beautiful and whoever has him is very lucky. easy to get along with. he's kind and sweet when he wants to be;D can be a cheeky little thing at times. zachari is a perfect specie. easy to love speaking to. such a nice and funny lad. deserves alot of happiness in his life. means alot to those he speaks to. has a perfect smile tho and guys should be jealous of his tan...wooo.

zach *smiles*
(the room lights up)

by somadu October 16, 2013