You will be incredibly lucky if you ever meet a Yoyo. Yoyo has his heads on his shoulders, and a handsome head at that. He has a month's worth of music on his computer. When he farts he creates concertos fit for a king. He is very good at slappin da bass. Yoyos are known for having the softest lips ever. When he kisses you it's the perfect balance between passion and tenderness. He is super considerate. Even if it is in the dead of night, he will run to a bodega to make sure you are well fed.
Man, you're so lucky to have met Yoyo. He's a real catch. I wish I had a Yoyo.

When Yoyo holds me I feel like I might burst any second with happiness.
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you're on your own, without help
"What are we having for dinner?" "Yoyo," was his response.
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A slang term used to refer to the unified European currency the Euro
Lad, spot me a yoyo! Im skint... (my friend, can you lend me a Euro, i have no money)
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A cool piece of plastic that spins and has a string.
"Sick YoYo Bro!"
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To get way to drunk and pass out before midnight, often in a place outside one's own home.
Noun: Dude, I got way to drunk and pulled a yoyo last night over at Allegany.

Or, alternatively,

Verb: After that shot of everclear, I completely yoyo-ed myself.
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regarding a woman of low sexual prefrences,yo yo goes up and down and so does their knickers
that girl she aint nothing but a yoyo
by simon March 23, 2003
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Yoyo is the word for all words. It can be used to say any form of hello or good bye. It is also used to replace "cool" "awesome" "tight" "neat" and many other short words. You can also say yoyo-ness but you can never say yo or yoyoyo in replacement of yoyo.

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"Yoyo! I just came from the mall, it is so yoyo I love it there! Omg I saw the yoyo-est skirt in the world! It was so yoyo I just have to have it! You want to buy it for me becouse that would be yoyo! Ok well i got to go so yoyo!"
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