youssef

The act of being smart and kind but at the same time pissing people off

i couldnt think of who to blame so i went youseff on they arse

by Anonymous March 27, 2003

Pulling a Youssef

When at JROTC camp, a dude jacks his dick in the middle of night and the camp cadres walk in, pulling the covers up, revealing the hideous act as this camper keeps going until he shoots.

Guy #1: Yo, were you awake last night when cadre walked in?
Guy #2: Yea bruh, I totally saw when they pulled the covers up and that weirdo was yankin' his meat.
Guy #1: The weird part was that he kept on goin', he even jizzed all over that poor cadre's face.
Guy #2: Yea, that dude was for sure Pulling a Youssef.

by pswag2016 February 11, 2015

youssef

an idiot who thinks that everyone likes him while everyone thinks he's stupid.

dude 1 :" its youssef RUUUUUNNNNNN"

by ttttt!! December 9, 2018

Youssef

Youssef: A high-fiving pirate. An equal parts angelic and devious sea-fairing misfit, who’s friends with all the oceanic white tip sharks in the Red Sea and more than a few mermaids.

Arthur (in a nervous tone): Are we sailing in that direction? That’s Youssef territory.

Captain Iggy: Oh man, how could I forget?

by MiamiBitch1111 November 3, 2019

Youssef

A guy who will always piss you off no matter what he also is a stuck up idiot who always thinks he’s right and will flex everything he owns. But his jokes are funny even if they’re racist or rude and he doesn’t care what people think.

You’re such a youssef

by Oops_I_Screwed_Up February 16, 2020

Youssef Mohammed

Plain annoying to the extent that it make you want to repeatedly commit suicide

fucks sake what a youssef mohammed

by TrolOlololol July 9, 2017

Youssef Mostafa ghallab

The most intelligent humanbeing inside or outside earth although he's still 16

Ooooh you're such a genius
Not surprised everybody is telling me you're such a youssef Mostafa ghallab

by Ghallaninho June 2, 2018