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own your house

v. literally equating to "win a lawsuit against you."

A threatening phrase that condenses a situation to it's final proposed outcome that "I will sue you and win, thereby stripping you of your property." Variants would include living in (someone's) house.

See suitcase
1 - If you touch me again, I'm gonna own your house.
2 - You better watch what you say, or I'm going to own your house.
3 - If your malpractice insurance hadn't taken compensated the victim, she would own your house.
by Michael Gannett February 22, 2006
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nuke your house

To nuke a house is similar to dominate with authority. It means to destroy all that brings security to the person or persons who's houses are being nuked.
This originated from the Shepherd Hill wrestling team in Dudley Massachusetts. It is best used with an Arnold Schwarzenegger accent.

singular- see example 1
plural- see example 2

To nuke ones house is not necessarily derogatory. It is simply a reflection of an opinion or prediction of an outcome.

see examples 3 and 4
example 1-(after a wrestler pinned another in 12 seconds) "I just nuked that kids house"

example 2- "At the football game, we're going to nuke all their houses."

example 3- "Hey bro, I'm going to nuke your house"

example 4-"Wow, I just got my house nuked"
by Shepherd Hill wrestling team December 6, 2007
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paint your house

It means that you are going to shoot someone up at that house , same thing for painting there car or living room
Nigga if you don't stop playing I'm going to paint your house!
by Kodscik February 4, 2018
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How Clean is your House?

A TV show where two women go to peoples' shitholes of houses and clean them.
I'm not talking about houses that just need a bit of dusting and hoovering. I'm talking about houses festering with bugs, houses with carpets that haven't been hovered for years, houses that are filthy and full of shit.
by Glittery Goddess June 23, 2004
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burn your house down

It means exactly what it it says on the tin... it means setting fire to someone's house...
Charlie: are you going to burn her house down?

Sam: yeah, sure? i dont know what it means...

Adam :What the hell man??? are you mental or something? go burn your house down... freak.
by harc12345 July 5, 2010
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I'll flood your house

A Scottish slang term, generally used to intimidate members of the same sex of similar age in courting rituals. Most commonly used to intimidate "Leaf Type Pokemon", such as Bulbasaur, on the popular social networking site "Bebo".
Working class Scottish youth to Bulbasaur "I'll flood your house!"
by finns-a-benny September 28, 2008
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do you have stairs in your house

1. A nonsecret identifier between Something Awful forum goons. Canonical answer: "I am protected." In communal memory and appreciation of...

2. An Internet meme originating from Something Awful leader Richard Kyanka's famous "Space Robot Bonanza" ICQ prank, in which he successfully convinces a gullible person that he has created "space robots" from VCR parts to protect astronauts from "the terrible space secret". Unfortunately, the Pusher Robot (which shoves) and the Shover Robot (which pushes) have undertaken to protect the entire human race by pushing them down flights of stairs. Kyanka eventually switches to the persona of one of the robots and convinces the victim that the robots have "protected" Kyanka down the stairs. "The robot" then sends the victim into a panic by offering to protect him, asking for his location, and asking him "DO YOU HAVE STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE". Similarly to AYBABTU, "DO YOU HAVE" was made into a song by The Laziest Men on Mars and then a Flash animation by Jonathan Robinson. However, in AYBABTU's case the song and animation are credited with kicking off the fad, while in "DO YOU HAVE"'s case they followed it.
"why are u guys all so mean"
"Do you have stairs in your house?"
"waht?"
"OK. FYAD."
by Anonymous nongoon October 31, 2006
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