You Gouda Be Kidding Me 

Bob's Burgers: a special gouda cheeseburger

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.

You Gouda Be Kidding Me by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

You gotta be fucking my left nut 

Usually said when something would make your life harder to live in, or would make your tasks harder to do

“Bro did you hear, Mr. Tomasulo input our math test grade” “You gotta be fucking my left nut”

You gotta be fucking my left nut by Real Ram October 9, 2019

You gotta be pulling my pants down kid! 

When something happens and it makes such little sense that a little kid running up to you and pulling your pants down seems more logical.

Jeff - "Hey Tom, did you hear that billy is going out with your ex?"
Tom - "You gotta be pulling my pants down kid!"

You gotta be pulling my pants down kid! by Ican'tbeleiveitsnotOXYCLEAN November 7, 2009

You gotta be shitting me! 

The total disbelief of the current situation, news or information.

Bill: "Peter, you sent over those TPS reports without the cover letter again. I need you to see me in my office."
Peter: "You gotta be shitting me!"

You gotta be shitting me! by The Mils Edition August 12, 2016

You gotta be shiting me 

When you gotta be kidding me isn't enough.

A: Shit that psycho is still following us!

B: You gotta be shiting me.

You gotta be shiting me by Mr Confident July 1, 2016

You Gotta be Strokin' Me 

A phrase usually used in disbelief, has the same meaning as you gotta be kidding me.

Zach: Dude did you hear Phil hooked up with another fat chick?

Alex: No way! you gotta be strokin' me! That's the 3rd one this week

You Gotta be Strokin' Me by bong4 October 6, 2012

You gotta be Kaeding me! 

Expression used by Chargers fans whenever Nate Kaeding misses a field goal in the playoffs.

Nate Kaeding just missed another one...

Chargers fan: You gotta be Kaeding me!

You gotta be Kaeding me! by Idiot-Finder2 January 18, 2010