Yosemited

When someone is a victim of Apple's out of control autocorrect. Recently reinforced by the Yosemite OS update.

i meant peter
ughghghg
peteo

i hate yosemite auto corecct

"i meant peter
ughghghg
peteo
i hate yosemite auto corecct"

"You just got Yosemited"

by Of-the-loom October 22, 2014

Yosemite

A National Park in California. Has Half Dome and is filled with Granite formations. Native Americans used to live here too.

Yosemite has a lot of deer!

by WhoDatFreshBoi August 5, 2018

Yosemite Sam

Finger bangin' two girls at the same time with quick draw action such as Yosemite Sam would do.

Sean was Yosemite Sammin' these two girls so hard last night.

by Ba Jare Bear July 10, 2011

yosemite

A place that God* created as a back drop for people to model their "Urban Dictionary" t-shirts.

* - with apologies to the G-d of the Torah.

by Paul Bauer November 21, 2004

Yosemite Geyser Shit

When a guy/gal drops a load with the magnitude of "2 Girls, 1 Cup," causing the the shitter to elevate off the ground, looking similar to the Old Faithful geyser of Yosemite National Park.

Chad: Yo man, did you hear about the Yosemite Geyser Shit Steve unloaded on his girl?
Brad: NO WAY MAN! how much air did he get?
Chad: He tapped the ceiling tiles, that's all I can say my man...
Brad: Good Old Faithful right there...

by Chad Bro Chill January 5, 2008

Yosemite

Yosemite or Yos for short can be used as a synonym for yes, yea, yeah, ye, ya, ye and many more by other's definition

If your friend asks if you are doing well one might reply "Yosemite or Yos" instead of yes or yeah.

by apuesto420 December 16, 2018

The Yosemite Sam

While having butthole pleasures with a girl on her period you remove her tampon and swipe it across her upper lip.

During sex while aunt flo was visiting I administered The Yosemite Sam

by krhhouston July 9, 2009