yo mama

A greeting used on one's mother.

"Yo, Mama!"
"What you say about my mama?"
"I was just saying 'Yo!' to my mama!"

by Arthur November 17, 2003

yo mama

yo mama so stupid she went to bed with a ruler to find out how long she slept

yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

yo mama so fat she needs to watches one for each time zone

yo mama like a lightswitch any one can turn her on

by godofthunder890 December 22, 2003

yo mama

Also spelled Yo Mama, Yo Mamma, yo mamma, Yo Moma, yo moma, Yo Momma, yo momma, and "dat stupid muderfuking biatch ofer der", yo mama is commonly found as an insult to someones mom. Especially used by little bastards for their fucking retarded "yo mama jokes". Here's an example of one of them.

Yo mama so fucking fat, ugly, and tall, I took a picture of her when she was born, and it's still printing, the motherfucking prick!!!!

by YoMamaaaaaa! April 21, 2017

yo mama

yo mama so fat, you gotta take two trains and a bus to get on her good side
yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mama so poor, i saw her kicking a can down the street, i asked what she's doin, she says "movin"

yo mama got the glass eye with the fish in it

by spanky July 10, 2003

yo mama

A silly phrase which is often followed by a completely unfunny jibe. Often used by idiots online who can't think of these things spontaneously.

"Hey! Yo mama so fat/ugly/dumb/whatever that (insert pointless metaphor here)."

by KHD September 04, 2003

yo mama

Something that provokes jokes. YO MAMA!
Something you say if someone asks you what you wanna do. YO MAMA!

Dick: What are we doing in Science today?
Dicky: Yo Mama!
Frick: Hahahahahaha!
Fricky: Shut up.
Dick: Really, what are we doing in Science?

by Garfield135 May 16, 2007

yo mama

Not my mama.

Yo mama.

by redster March 30, 2004