Yesterday pants

The pants you wore yesterday, also the first place to check when you can't find your keys,wallet or cell phone.

Guy 1: I can't find my car keys
Guy 2: Did you check your yesterday pants?
Guy 1: Oh yeah there they are. Thanks.

by captainaverage July 9, 2010

yesterday

When someone tries to make their incompetence your problem by demanding the impossible. When asked when they need something done they respond with "yesterday." This response generally baffles the questioner because it is impossible, inconsiderate, annoying, pompous, and lame.

Bill: When do you need this project finished?
Steve: (matter of factly) Yesterday.
Bill: (thinking) What a lazy, pompous, piece of sh*t a-hole.

by dalaillama April 15, 2010

yesterday

the previous day
the feeling of nostalgia

by sleepisbetter June 28, 2003

the only easy day was yesterday

Is a quote from the Navy SEALs for inspiration.

Cheer up dude, the only easy day was yesterday.

by ThEnAmEtHaTsHoUlDnOtBeSaiD October 16, 2017

Yesterday Me

The inconsiderate asshole who is to be blamed for everything that goes wrong in your life.

Example 1

I wanted to fry up some eggs and bacon for breakfast today, but Yesterday Me decided to eat the hole goddamn fridge empty.

Example 2
Guy 1: You know that psycho chick i finally got rid of a couple weeks ago?
Guy 2: Yeah?
Guy 1: Well Yesterday Me thought it'd be a laugh to call her up and go sleep with her. Now i'm stuck with her. Again!
Guy 2: Man, i really hate that guy!

by B0hem May 18, 2010

born day before yesterday

Slang sarcastic term for when a person doesn’t know much but does know something.

You know, I wasn’t exactly born yesterday, I was born day before yesterday!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2021

Yesterlay

A term used to describe someone who you have previously hooked up with, or laid, but who no longer holds any sort of significance to you.

Friend: What happened to that girl you've been seeing?
You: Lucy? Oh, she's such a yesterlay.

by Squidsquid March 20, 2013