Yesterbate

A verb that describes the act of masterbating on the day previous to the current date.

Nic: Did you yesterbate?

Dylan: Nah, but I did it this morning.

Nic: High five!

by Nic-To-The-K November 9, 2011

yesterbate

Shorthand for a story beginning with "yesterday i masterbated..."

Yesterbate and it went all over my walls. Yesterbate and then my dog walked in and one thing led to another.

by Detective Mittens April 19, 2009

Yesteraftermoreveninoonorrow

when you don’t know when something is

Yeah, I’ll do it yesteraftermoreveninoonorrow .

by UselessEyeLasers November 5, 2018

yesterfresh

In food or beverages, the state of being fresh yesterday.

"Hey is the coffee fresh?"

"Well, its yesterfresh - I made it yesterday"

by Atomicfroman April 29, 2008

yesterface

A style, appearance, or trend that is no longer current.
To make use of a perceivable (visual) reference that has already been exhausted.
A few steps beyond passé.
see also: Played Out

An ugly person with a face that looks old and haggard despite the use of clothing and or makeup to camouflage appearance.

"That model is so yesterface."

"Did you see that girl trying to own the catwalk?.. She's so yesterface."

by countslackula February 24, 2010

yesterbating

Masturbating someone else yesterday/the day before.

Also can be used as yesterbated and yesterbate

ex:
Dimond-"damn, my arm hurts from yesterbating that trucker"
Pimp daddy- "Well, bitch, you gotta 'nother comin' a quarter till. Here's some vicodin"
Dimond- "Daddy, you treat me so good."

ex:
Jim-"I wish I had someone to yesterbate me too."
Tommy-"Don't worry the prom is coming up soon!"

by La8erB8er December 18, 2013

yesterbate

To excessively whine about what could have been done in the past.

"Man, I never should have worn crocs in my dick pic," yesterbated Bret during halftime of his pickup football game.

by fuzzysummer June 13, 2014