yerntberster

yer nert serpersd ter der thert,. yr lertle cernt

cuntery is yerntberster

by NadiaStone April 19, 2017

Yerting a Gerk

When someone is yerting your gerk, it means they're yanking your dank, or beating your meat.

Example 1:

Jakobe -"Yo! Me and Roxanne went out last night and she yerted my gerk so good!!!"
Darek - "Damn man, get me a girl like Roxanne!"

Example 2:

Roxanne - "While yerting a gerk, remember to have fun!"

by urbandicKtlover69 November 28, 2018

Yexting

When your yearning for a text, then when you finally get it and you refuse to open it until you quit being a bitch.

Bruh 1: "Dude she hasn't texted me back in like an hour :c"
*receives text from said female*
Bruh 1: *looks at phone*
Bruh 1: *picks up phone but doesn't open message*
Bruh 2 : "Bruh! Quit being a bitch and yexting, open that shit!"

by Shit Of The Stain September 15, 2019

Yertle the Turtle

The sexiest character in all of Dr Suess’ books. Anyone who plays the part of the sexy turtle himself is bound to have sex almost everyday. If you have the honor of sleeping with Yertle you instantly become the sexiest person in a 17.23 mile radius.

Wow the girl is the sexiest person in a 17.23 mile radius she must of fucked yertle the turtle

by Hurburt December 1, 2019

Yert

A shorter term for a double skirt. A skrrr skrrrr

Bro 1: I just "skrrr skrrrted" into class....
Bro 2: Nah man, you just "yerted" into class.

by askodjfhasdflasdf January 10, 2018

Yert

Yert is a term used to counter a stupid comment and/or situation. Yert may also be used to display your disappointment, like when a friend doesn't respond to a text message, you are authorized to yert them. This technique will usually illicit a response from said yertee by overwhelmingly offending them with embarrassment, disgrace and forcing them to feel guilty by way of the "yert code". To understand the yert, you must use the yert. Once you use the yert, you will most likely become addicted to the yert. The yert can be drawn out for a longer period of time to express a more severe infraction. When utilizing yert in a text message, you should add more t's to the end of the yert to express your exaggerated disappointment in the situation, comment, response. ie: - yerttttttt.

Question: "Can I borrow 20 bucks bro?"

Response: "Uhhhh....yert."

Question: "You coming out to watch the Bruins sweep the Penguins at the bar son?"
Response: "Nah man I'm baking cookies with the woman tonight."
Yert Moment: " YERTTTTTTTTTTT."

"Yerttttt....you just got yerted."

by Dubble U June 9, 2013

yertle

When a surfer shits in their wetsuit.

That wave was so big I got scared and yertled.

by thsherv July 8, 2007