asstastic

Lame; weak; inferior.

That game was asstastic; damn cheaters.

by Anonymous L-Value October 11, 2002

Asstastic

A modified form of "fantastic" that injects the word "ass" to reverse the meaning. Asstastic refers to something that sucks or is of poor quality.

Davo: That pizza was asstastic!
Luis: Yeah, holmes, it tasted like bum!

by HugeBreasticle March 18, 2005

Asstastic

A word used to describe a girl with such a breathtaking, beautiful booty that it becomes that girls defining factor.

That girl is asstastic bro.

by Dr fantastic September 11, 2014

asstastic

a combination of ass and fantastic. for when fantastic just doesn't cut it.

Damn that '63 Fender Strat is asstastic!

by andrew January 12, 2003

yawntastic

boring; dull

Lots of folks like Tolkien's novels, but I think they're pretty yawntastic.

by Chris deMaagd November 13, 2003

asstastic

A fine fine looking ass

This girl was so asstastic she was worthy of a tossed salad

by onedudeman July 16, 2006

Asstastic

A fantastic (or extreme) amount of being an ass

"Wow, you are really being asstastic today!"

by Courtster May 3, 2008