YACOUBA

Usually the tallest, most alpha male you have ever met. Dick is usually HUGE. Founded Obamacare and became the first black president.

Yacouba: “I have no more campaigns to run.”
Beta males in the crowd: *cheer like pussies*
Yacouba: “I know that because I’ve won them all.”

ALPHA MALE MENTALITY RIGHT THERE FOLKS

by GD3RD November 28, 2018

Golden Yarmulke

A circular bald patch on the top-back portion of the head most often found on men from 17 - 53 who are experiencing hair loss. Because of the location of the patch it is typically tan.

After Bill's wife caught him in bed with another man, the radius of his Golden Yarmulke seemed to increase at a much faster clip.

by leveller225 September 15, 2004

chocolate yarmulka

When two people are playing naked leapfrog, and the person doing the 'leaping' doesn't quite make it over the other person, thus landing on their head, hence giving the unlucky person a 'chocolate yarmulka'

"Did a bird just drop a load on your head, or did you just get a chocolate yarmulka at the nudist colony?"

by Tim A October 17, 2005

Ramen Yarmulke

The name given to the material ejected on to a fellators head while being vomited on by the the person you are fellating.

Following a huge chili dinner, Frank failed to notify Darlene that he was extremely drunk when she began to fellate him. It came as no surprise to him when he vomited his dinner onto her head. Darlene screamed and immediately ran to the shower to clean off her newly delivered Ramen Yarmulke

by puckmonkey January 29, 2009

dirty yarmulke

When you are getting a blow job, you shit in your hand and slam it on the back of your partner's head.

I don't like it when Dan Schwartz gives me the dirty yarmulke. Oi vey!

by LisaNaked March 20, 2004

Yarmulke Dance

The act of inserting a penis into a vagina and making a fool of yourself by grunting loudly.

Last night my wife and I totally had a yarmulke dance fest!

by ominous125 June 5, 2009

Yacumkah

(n)A yamakah that has been jizzed in. For the use in a practical joke.(Not to be used in real life only if the jew is seriously annoying).

(v)Yacumkah-ed. To perform a practical joke, which consists of someone jizzing in a jew's yamakah. Hopefully getting them to wear the once a simple and plain yamakah, now a yacumkah so that it sticks to their head.

Dude: "You just got yacumkahed."
Jew: "Dude wtf, now my head is all sticky."

John - "Dude this jew tried pouncing on me to get my quarter, right?"
Dan - "Yeah?"
John - "And his yamakah fell of, right?"
Dan - "Yeah?"
John - "Dude I yacumkah-ed in it."
Dan - "Dude, that's the last time that yamakah falls off!"

by Why you so jewish March 3, 2009