xfinity

are you ready to get high, drunk, and fucked. You are going to be xfinityifyed

last night a girl broke in when I was xfinityifyed and she fucked me.

by jjefjsefjsebffbksjefbjekfbjsef December 9, 2023

xfinity

(verb) To blow up the phone tree and live chat for 3+ days in order to get some results. Typically results include account credits well past what support is allowed to give, continuous escalations from manager's managers to manager's managers, and phone calls from executives' personal phones.

Fuck Amazon. I swear to god if they do not give me credit for their fuckup I am going to xfinity the shit out of them.

by Senor Snuffleupagus November 14, 2025