weetawd

just a dumber way to say retard

hey you’re a weetawd! hehehehehe

by emmi:) February 24, 2019

woeta

The maximum limit for a person to reasonably be allowed to experience woe in a day. A quota for daily sadness.

Chantelle, you've vastly surpassed your woeta for the day

by olephant May 29, 2023

Wywta?

What you wanna talk about? This is commonly used when texting or snap chatting a friend.

Hey my friend is talking and he asked me wywta?

by Big_handle December 12, 2016

Dirty Weetabix

A sex act, in which the receiver sucks a fart out of the aggressor's Anus. The act was allegedly first performed by a cornish man looking to supplement his choice, staple wheat breakfast block, with a lightweight and less colorific, airy alternative, owing it's name - The dirty weetabix.

'Ere now, where you to with my bloody fart box bitch, I needs me dirty weetabix quick fast.

by Thefunkjuice July 30, 2017

weetawdid

Phonetic approximation of the word 'retarded'. Or 'retarded' as pronounced by... a retard, if you will.

Often used to indicate one's own stupidity.

I cannot seem to program my VCR, even with the instruction manual on hand. Never mind, got it, I am weetawdid.

by Lu-Tze August 27, 2009

Wetage

The action of getting turned on, bodily fluid excredited from the male and female genitals during foreplay or moments of extreme arousal

We were rolling about on her bed and she was grinding her body on me...serious wetage dude

I put my hands down her trackies and she was ready, proper wetage

by racounteur October 21, 2010

Weetabix of Baccy

25g of handrolling tobacco

When asking at your local shop for 25g of tobacco, saying "a weetabix of baccy please"

by eMpTy007 October 6, 2011