wusband

the past tense of a husband...someone who WAS a husband

it was really exciting when my wusband met my new boyfriend

by DAT bitch November 15, 2014

wusband

A man to whom you were formerly married, and with whom you enjoy a close and congenial relationship, absent the rancor often associated with the word "ex-husband".

1. Although he travels a great deal for work, my wusband makes it a priority to attend all our daughter's school events.

2. Q: "What does your husband do?"

A: "Actually, he's my wusband, but I'd love to introduce you! I really think you two would hit it off."

by birmingmom October 6, 2009

Wuban

A white kid that acts like a Cuban. The white kids who consider themselves Tony Montana from Scarface.

Dan is a Wuban. He's not Cuban and doesn't speak a lick of Spanish, but considers himself the biggest cocaine dealer in south florida.

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016

Wuzband and Werf

He was my "huz," and now he's my "wuz." I "were his wife," and now I'm his "werf." We are happily "wuzband and werf." There is no derogatory intent to this definition. It is simply a way to speak of a former spouse without the typical negative baggage associated with "ex."

We used to be husband and wife, and now we are "Wuzband and Werf."

by Anita D'Hoobaday July 9, 2020

wusband

not yet divorced ex.

Liz was happy when her wusband started dating; it gave her much more freedom.

by happytobefree June 10, 2010

WUBAN

Washed Up, Bitch Ass, Nigga.

Jermaine used to buy drinks and pull pussy, but now he's just a lame ass WUBAN.

by jbjajg November 22, 2017

Wusband

A former Husband who preferred to be with his friends rather than come home putting his wife and family at a higher priority.

'My husband preferred drinking with his friends after work rather than come home to me and the kids; now he is my Wusband.'

by Real McCoy July 28, 2009