A Hobbit's Worth

When you have just enough gas to get there and back again.

Person 1: Are you sure you have enough gas to pick them up?
Person 2: Yeah, I've got about a hobbit's worth, we'll be fine.

by CodenameTex December 2, 2016

for what it's worth

what one is saying may not be exactly helpful / valuable / important/
(one does not want to appear arrogant)

For what it's worth - I'm sorry.
For what it's worth, I think you'd make a great dad.

For what it's worth, I don't think it was meant as an insult.
Here's my advice, for what it's worth.

by xyz' February 13, 2021

hope it's worth it

Term used when telling someone that they did was an alright idea in their mind, but not in other 'people's'.

Hope it's worth it when hanging out with them.

by PineappleJuice February 28, 2015

Got My Money's Worth

The act of releasing one's bowels and masturbating simultaneously. In layman's terms, jerking off and pooping at the same time.

Dude, last night, I may have had the runs, but I totally got my money's worth!

by Duh-Donna March 7, 2009

Cock's worth

A unit of measurement equivalent to roughly six inches. Used to make the process of measurement in inches and feet far easier and understandable to the average man. A cock can be divided into fractions in order to help the process.

Did you see six inches of snow fell the other night?
Yes, I believe you mean a cock's worth of snow.

I need a three foot work surface for the kitchen.
Indeed we have one that is exactly 36 cock's worth.

I'm 6'2" or 12 and a third penises.

by acheesemongerer December 3, 2010

It's worth the ninety-nine

Usually used when referring to the Apple App Store or Android Market, describing the worth of the app compared to the cost.

Hey, did you download that app that counts how many times you pooped in the last year?

Nah, not yet. Is it free?

No, but it's worth the ninety-nine.

by RedFreeman November 23, 2011

Penney's Worth

Penney’s worth: Much greater than a penny’s worth or anyone’s “two cents.” Imagine one million dollars multiplied by 1,735. Well, a "Penney's worth" is infinitely more than that. It takes someone very special to posess this ability to have a "Penney's worth".

Oh hey, look it is Miss Penney, whenever she speaks we know she will always put in her Penney's worth!

by penneyORpenny? November 30, 2011