Coconut wireless

The Hawaiian concept of the Coconut Wireless is better than a cell phone! It is a wireless and fast way of communicating through word-of-mouth news or the sixth sense.

Example A: Friend 1: "Kealoha isn't home she went to the big island." Friend 2: "Yeah, I heard it on the coconut wireless."

Example B: Say you haven't seen your friend in a while and start to call them and get interrupted. Then they call you a minute later or show up on your doorstep. You are both connected to and tuned into the Coconut Wireless.

Friend 1: "Hey, I was going to call you"
Friend 2: Smiles knowingly, "I know. Heard dat on da Coconut Wireless."

by Smokey Rain July 18, 2016

wirelesspanda

a youtube channel that is just epic

he does gaming videos, and how-to videos
this is a channel with a good taste in music

dude that's as good as a wirelesspanda video

by mrbunnybear March 27, 2013

net-worthless

adj. - 1) lacking a single asset, broke, -ness, the condition of being net-worthless 2) lacking the ability to build value

A recent balance and audit of the books and estate show us to be net-worthless.

by The Emperor, of course July 25, 2009

worthless

magikarp

magikarp is one of the most worthless pokemon. it's only purpose is to evolve into gyrados.

by THE AMERICANS September 4, 2009

Worthless Friend

A friend that pretty much you can do without. Usually labeled as a friend but does nothing for you except waste your time doing bullshit, trying to get ahead of you and just bringing you down in life. If you have friends like this, you will most likely become a loser in life. I had a friend like this but recently stopped talking to him. Now my life is 100% better.

you know who you are...

I hate worthless friends

by he knows who he is May 27, 2011

wirelessless

When you have no wireless connection

Dad: Why you don't wanna go to countryside?
Son: I'm a pro online player. I cannot be wirelessless

by Diego Milanes January 6, 2008

worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot

Self-explanatory. There couldn't be much more worthless than that. Alleged by a young lady I used to bang to have originated from her father.

Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ. That boyfriend of yours is as worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot.

by PFesser April 19, 2018