Workout dick

Term to describe ones penis post workout. Workout sucks tend to be pathetically small and flaccid due to flood flow being distribute to other parts of the body

Man I got a bad case of workout dick right now. It’s so small and wrinkly jeeze.

by Larmonaid May 13, 2018

california workout

when you say you're going to the gym but all you end up doing is sitting on a bike listening to music and chatting with your friends at the juice bar.

hey im pretty tired but im gunna go do a california workout

by cali_kid123 April 22, 2009

guido workout

being able to bench press a car but not having the leg strength to carry their hairspray of tacky jewelry

That guido can't reach his arms to his undersized pockets because of his guido workout, so he is stuck in an infinite fist pump status

by squantch November 5, 2010

Ab Workout

when you laugh so hard your abs start to hurt

Sarah J. just got an ab workout from laughing so hard

by katieomg December 6, 2010

Thug Workout

when sexy girls come up to you, and they always cum (if you know what i mean)

hey man, up for a thug workout??

by THESAUCEBOSS July 7, 2011

Executive Workout

It is way to groove your body all three times a day in one workout. This workout conditions your cardio, core and endurance. Step 1 dry sauna for no less than 15 minutes, must not have any water or a towel. This portion of the workout will get your blood flowing like a race horse. Step 2 Jacuzzi for 15 minutes, the scorching hot water goes directly into pores which strengthens your core. Have you had enough yet? The final leg of the workout brings us back into the locker room for the Eucalyptus Steam Room. Test your endurance to see how long you can make it. Any less than 15 minutes you have failed. If you can accomplish this workout, you are a true Executive. If not you will be stuck in middle management for the rest of your life. Good Luck

Hey Nick, you smell like stale booze and look very exausted from a long day of work! Looks like you could use an executive workout.

by Top Executive July 9, 2009

Squintzy Workout

A workout in which one spends approximately 30 minutes and gets a muscle-pumping fat-blasting glute-toning full body workout. One who does a squintzy workout generally goes to the gym approximately twice weekly.

For best results, post workout consume mochachino's, hot dogs, chili and half a bag of salad.

Damn, Chad looks jacked after that squintzy workout!

by Winnie11233 February 4, 2010