Cock-woofer

Noun- A dog, of retriever breed, located on a farm where male chickens are the primary animal. Used to keep chickens in line and from running off while during inspection.

The other day while I was on the farm, I happened to see the Cock-woofer barking loudly at a rowdy cock who seemed to be jumping around and causing a fuss.

by delta412 May 10, 2011

Sub-woofer

A girl more ugly than a dog.

Damn, that bitch a sub-woofer.

by soundboy24 November 13, 2009

Woofer

A twitter user who rarely posts on Twitter. A low frequency tweeter.

Wayne is a woofer. He tweets here and there.

by popstafarian April 23, 2009

cross woofer

When the owner dresses their dog with the colors and and types of accessories usually associated with the opposite gender

Earl: Hey Grannie, is your new dog a girl? She's wearing a lot of pink bows.
Grannie: No Earl. His name is Fido.
Earl: Oh. Guess he's a cross woofer.

by deputy_danger April 17, 2017

fat ass woofer

A very fat dog or doggo.
A doggo that has been spoiled by its humans and now needs a diet or it will become to over weight to walk.

Me: damn dude look at that fat ass woofer!
Friend: what?
Me: that fat dog over there! That's a fat ass woofer!

by VIISCERA July 29, 2017

woofer

used to describe an ugly, "dog-like" female

"Hey, what do you think of that girl over there?"
"She's a total woofer."

by deadgeorge August 22, 2011

facebook woofer

matthew bienko

Matthew was being a facebook woofer when he called martin out.

by LAMRONOTF August 22, 2014