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wonkette

A woman who appears to be a normal heterosexual but has lesbianic tendencies when drunk. May also be rude and disrespecting to others whether sober or drunk.(May be used as a noun or adjectivally.)

Coined by Dr. Cliff Redish of U.I. in 2001, the use of this term has spread in recent years as Greek culture in the Eastern United States has taken its greatest hold since the seventies.
That ol' wonkette totally forgot what she did last night, but all the boys got a quick look and a good laugh.

Bob, she went all wonkette on me on the date last night. Laura cussed me out and then just left.
by Singh Nguyen May 31, 2007
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Wokedavism

A type of activism where you don’t do anything but tell other people how they should do something. Primarily with Intent the to look “woke” or virtue signal
My Instagram feed is rife with Wokedavism trends, I wish some of these people would stop virtue signaling and take action if these issues are really important to them.
by Halfapple July 28, 2020
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wonkette

East coast slang for lesbian in general. Not limited to man-haters, doms, or subbies. Does not refer to a bisexual woman, however.

See also wonk, galpal.
My new wonkette is sweet and isn't afraid to try anything new.
by Bethany Wilson January 13, 2007
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Wonkadonk

Wonkadonk (insecure) (jealous) (controlling) (lies) (crazy)
I am the head wonkadonk and bae is crazy!
by Rosered1313 November 4, 2015
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Willy Wonkered

Being completely legless as a result of too much alcohol consumption (preferably whilst dressed as Willy Wonker).
Man, did you see Gareth last night at the party? He was Willy Wonkered!
by T Yo February 22, 2009
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Worked Up

Excessively affected by emotion

Anticipating the outcome to bring release of built up simmering juicy and deliciously stirring emotions;

Waiting with excitement and Breathlessly Out of sorts;

Anxious and anticipatory for an outcome or answer.
"Justin was so worked up over his sisters friend he would feel sweaty and excited for her return"

"Gabe was all worked up in anticipation for the expected date with the model"

"Every night before bed he would get worked up over the blonde girls picture"

Waiting to see if she was picked to dance for the next song, Mellissa would get worked up before it even started.
Source: JLynnW, Seattle
by Jwod December 12, 2008
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wonkey noodle

Slang for flacid male penis, usually due to drinking too much whiskey.
"Dude, did you hear? Baber got wonkey noodle after that party last night and his wife kicked him out!"
by Mead Bayer November 5, 2006
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