Big dillie wonka

The man with the masta plan.. if theres masterbation needing to be done, look no further than big dillie wonka!

I just big dillie wonka'd in my pants.

by Jeremy March 30, 2003

Dirty Wonka

Shoving a candy bar up your ass and shitting it in a person's mouth.

My buddy Bill was hungry so I gave him a dirty wonka.

by Wonkareffic November 16, 2022

Wonka Whipple Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight

When you exuberantly administer a rimjob to a black woman after subsequently sploodging into her rectum with great enjoyment.

"Bro, I'm so freaky, I gave my girl that wonka whipple scrumptious fudgemallow delight"

by govanonmygoghtillistarrynite April 29, 2025

wonky-dong

The epitome of cool and/or extreme.

"Kim Jong-un's fashion sense is wonky-dong."

by dontcallmeash June 27, 2014

Wonky donkey

When an erection or semi-erection is pointing to the left or right, and is visible through clothing.

I went round to see him the other day, but didn't realize he had company....he answered the door with a wonky donkey

by crude but true September 20, 2010

wanka dollar

a currency used in any outrageous bet, only available as 5 wanka dollars.

I'll bet you five wanka dollars to go bang on their door and tackle them when they answer.

by vadandb November 17, 2010

wonk dick

A penis that is of very odd shape, size or color.

Sarah looked at johns dick and thought to herself.... "he has a wonk dick I don't want to touch that..."

by wonkdick June 17, 2018