Wombles

1.The act or acts of slaying mythical wyrms in the dark realm of chaos and fear.

2.To convey all that is holy in man and turn him into a spineless coward.

3. Ferrets.

I am so thankful he saved our village he is such a Wombles.

That man surely crumbled at the sight of wombles.

Ferrets.

by The Harbringer of Noodles. October 26, 2009

wompies

Used to signify that the person you are talking to just made a bad joke. Usually used when one person is makin fun of someone else and no one laughs.

A: Your so fat you'd probably eat that whole pie.

...silence...

B: Wompies

by SV Screamin Eagle May 10, 2009

wompness

(adj.) Being so incredibly wamped that you exceed the state of being nibba high.

I am so wompness right now.

by Yungspecs May 20, 2018

WOMBLES

Waiting On Minds Being Less Enabled Sucks!

Waiting for an Audi driver to parallel park on a one lane road.
You would yell out; - "Oiy WOMBLES!"
Again very politely of course so as not to offend anyone permanently. In the case of the Audi driver its ok though, because of course, "they cant be talking to me."

by Great Uncle Bulgaria March 29, 2019

Womple Stomp

To Beat up; Kick their Butt

Dude I am about to womple stomp her if she keeps it up; You got womple stomped

by TheOne&Only October 9, 2020

Womplecoddi

To move in a vague manner towards a purposeful destination. Similar to coddiwomple.

I womplecoddi thru the paper route delivery!

by Weedith March 27, 2023

Wimples

Extra nipples caused by an estrogen overdose powerful enough to render the subject wimpy, ineffectual and generally timid; hence the portmanteau.

Check out the wimples on that pushover, I’ll bet he sells mortgage backed securities.

by Abradolf Linkler August 6, 2024