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Players fuck up sometimes

Even the slickest of them all slip up every now and then
Dude 1: Tanya found out about my side piece after 4 years!!

Dude 2: nothing lasts forever...even players fuck up sometimes...
by The wise ghetto fool September 27, 2018
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sometimes the banana peels itself

saying used to describe that somethings just happen for a reason and are outside of ones control
My grandma is getting too old to care for now. We are going to have to put her in a home soon, but man sometimes the banana peels itself.
by spenzar71 July 5, 2015
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sometimes you eat the bear

Sometimes you eat the bear ... and sometimes the bear eats you. Expression describing the bipolar nature of life, the universe and everything, popularised among other places in the movie The Big Lebowski and fifty percent proven, at any rate, by the life of Timothy Treadwell.
Well, dude, sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you. But why d'ya have to use so many cuss words along they way?
by Fearman April 1, 2008
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Sometimes

Remember that one time when you said “raise your hand if you like dick” and your straight male friend went “yeah Sometimes” by mistake so you make fun of him for it now
Friend 1: That girl is hot
Friend 2: I bet you wouldn’t say that while doing Sometimes

Friend 1: Fuck you
Friend 2: No thanks I don’t do sometimes
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Sometimes you just gotta break some bones

(please let this go through, I wanna get her a mug for her birthday of this)
The catchphrase of the one and only Reilly Hilliard Danger Hughes

"I have had bones broken, and I too, have broken bones"
Steph: It's so annoying, I have so much work to do tonight, AS WELL as a swim meet.

Reilly: Well, sometimes you just gotta break some bones.
by ugottabreaksomebones January 29, 2019
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sometimesamna

sometimesamna is a twitter account ran by amna. she’s the gay girl on twitter who listens to girl in red. her bestiana is grandyidea and she’s in l word with a special girl! 🤩🤩
why is sometimesamna so perfect.

sometimesamna won’t stop being gay.
i think sometimesamna deserves to get blocked.
by slayziana January 7, 2021
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Sometimes I cry when I poop

A throwaway phrase best used to make annoying/boring/stupid people think you're crazy, and therefore to get them to stop talking to you.
"Yo did you see last night's football game?"
"Sometimes I cry when I poop"
by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 27, 2022
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