A mythical creature, a close resemblence to a detached penis and ball sack, with eightt legs, first originated in an old southern folktale, in which this creature killed chickens at the command of a farmer who found it in a box, in the end, the farmer accidentally orders to kill himself

Farmer Brown's wife said, "get rid of that thing! its killed off our livestock!

Farmer Brown replied "No, you dont understand!"

His wife told him "Then fuck you!"

Unfortunatly he agreed "Fine then fuck me!"

The wooleybooger responded to his command by fucking him in the ass until he died. Tragic end.

Wooleybooger by BigWoody February 17, 2007

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A Wooleyhead

A bitch fit of monumental proportions. Often associated with sexually frustrated millennial types engineer type buckrakers who fail to take responsibility for their actions and behaviours.

‘Dude, you’re being a Wooleyhead’, said Simon, as David threw a tantrum and threw his favourite spanner across the shed.

A Wooleyhead by Geoff knows August 8, 2020

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Woodley

1. Old, ratchet, or in need of updating
2. Very cold- usually referring to water temperature
3. Restless kids full of energy
4. On fire

1. “Your house is so woodley, it doesn’t even have a working toilet”
2. “omg the showers are woodley cold!”
3. “That kid needs to chill” “He’s a woodley kid, you wouldn’t understand”
4. “Wow that 100 back killed me, my legs are totally woodley”

Woodley by Måłīâ June 13, 2019

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worley

A person who has meaningless sex without protection and doesnt pull out!

hey man i really pulled a worley with that girl i took home last night.

worley by your momma#1 October 8, 2011

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