weissman

an absolute legend, kinda annoying ad tho, weissman

wow they must be a weissman

by Biggg billy September 26, 2020

Alex Wiseman

Train kiddo

"Boii, that guy like trains so much he an Alex Wiseman"

by BlueBeens March 6, 2019

Wiseman

To take life as it comes, to view things in a practical light. Also to mercilessly diss things which deserve it.

If you carry on Wisemaning, Mr Black will kill you

OR

Oh, bit of a Wiseman there.

by ed. November 9, 2004

Cardinal Wiseman Sixth Form

An antisocial sixth form part of a roman catholic school located in Greenford, West London. Here pupils are assigned to friendship groups which they must stick with throughout the school day as groups don't mix, regardless of whether they actually like the people in their group. This is so that they don't face zero human interaction in the day. In this sixth form the younger year 12s are dictated by a bipolar Irish woman who is half the size of the average pupil and ensures there is silence during study periods, further supporting the antisocial agenda of the school. The pupils are divided into two categories and this is evident when looking at the demographic of the playground's sections. The higher part of the playground consists of basic teenagers going through a-levels who are too prestige to communicate with fellow pupils they have never spoken to before, while the bottom half of the playground is made up of coloured hair students with piercings that all do sociology and identify as a telescope. At lunch students are given the freedom to roam the streets of Greenford only to realise that 80% of the food options are chicken shops who most likely serve dead pigeons they've found in the area. During this break they will contemplate whether they'll enjoy a warm meal but face having diarrhoea when reaching home, or settle for a Tesco meal deal only to hear their belly rumble half an hour into period 4.

I go to the Cardinal Wiseman Sixth Form, my group were off ill today so I ended up making friends with the squirrels.

by EEEmmmzzz December 1, 2021

Malina weissman

The most underrated, unappreciated child actor who is so pretty I might just start crying.

Person:why are you crying.

Me:cause malina weissman is so GORGEOUS!!

by skinnypenisnotsosmall October 16, 2019

cardinal wiseman

a shitty school in west london with shit teachers and shitty students. teachers act like little kids with authority and the students are all rebelling against the horrid teachers (i don’t blame them) food is shit everyone says it’s shit but still eats it. teachers change when ofsted come. year 7s pushing everyone like they’re hard year 11s year 8s all wet. year 9s are bored and make beef everyday year 10s depends too much on year 9s and are all lowlifes year 11s don’t even focus on their gcses in a few months. the whole school is shit. irrelevant teachers trying to make money aswell. terrible.

girl 1: “what school do u go?”
girl 2: “cardinal wiseman”
girl 1: “oh that wet school”

by cardinalfreak28272828 February 5, 2020

Weissmann

1.) Stylish sunglasses that attract celebrity attention

2.) Trendy specticals that make you stand out

3.) brajolie wear sponsered by Alfanze

Jonthan had Weissmann's that were to kill for

by Tim Moran Jon Szpot September 24, 2006