Wishing you the best in the new year

an alternate term for the words Fuck You, Screw You, Go to Hell, etc.

Wishing you the best in the New Year, bitch.

by jinglebells519 January 1, 2012

Wishing Well of Doom

A woman who has a very deep vagina that you 'wish' you hadn't gone down. Usually smells of unholy rotting fish. Common occurrence after this experience is never to park that car there again.

Commonly referred to as Tiffany Crawford.

Dude I fucked that girl and she was a wishing well of doom

by bitchcanthandle July 4, 2016

Wishing on a shooting star

If wish is not told to someone else, the wish will not be fulfilled per the make-a-wish foundation 2015 revision.

Never miss wishing on a shooting star

by austinjp17 November 2, 2018

Wishing for the carbine

To give into animalistic desires, primarily for the purpose of revenge or out of hatred. Derived from the ending of the movie "The Long Walk"

"I get that you're upset, but there's no reason to go wishing for the carbine"

by ButOneOfMyManyFaces October 13, 2025

Vietnamese wishing well

When you spit inside of someone's gaping butthole

He pulled out and finished her off that good ol' Vietnamese wishing well

by Nsw16 December 27, 2018

Nigger Wishing

Expressing hopes or desires for something which is unrealistic to obtain or achieve.

Person1: I really think that hot girl wants to go out with me
Person2: Yeah right, quit your nigger wishing, it will never happen.

by Boomer58 August 4, 2009

Tennessee Wishing Well

A large cocktail made from all the bodily fluids that one human body has produced. When ingested, it summons Kolgorathnokterranonklus, Great God of Immoral wishes. Once he appears, you may petition him to grant your most "unconventional" wish (e.g. sex with a cousin, eradication of the banana minority, etc.). Beware, though, for the granting of this wish will come with no unintended consequences--except the occasional appearance of a small child's face on one's elbows.

I used a Tennessee Wishing Well to become god-king of Palestine the other day.

Hey man, can i drink from your Tennessee Wishing Well?

by AllabobibTheGlutton May 23, 2016